Items on last night's menu

We ate at a cute little Italian place last night. Typically, the waiter will bring English menus to those of us that need them. I am fascinated by the translations on these, however, since the Portuguese to English isn't always right on the money.

For example, here are a few of the items featured on last night's English menu. All items appear as they were on the menu:

• Unwaved chicken
• Rotten cheese
• Friend cashew (a cocktail)
• Pizza: ham, eggs, peas, palm tree, olive
• Tenant roast beef
• Packages stuffed with ham
• Turkey chest
• Triturated nuts
• Fresh tomato without skin sauce
• Solid of leaves
• Little buck leg (in pieces)
• Splints of funghi
• Pasta: milk cream, gem, bacon

It was actually one of my favorite restaurants thus far :)