Is that a gun in your pocket, or...

I know we're all about Keeping Austin Weird and everything, but this is NOT the way to do that. Essentially, a young man looking to score cash for drugs takes a transgender prostitute to a convenience store and robs the owner using a caulk gun.

Among the things NOT to do are:

• Pick up a transgender prostitute
• Rob a Speedy Stop
• Use a caulk gun as a weapon

Just to name a few....

People: there are other ways to keep this city unique.